just-shower-thoughts:

If you murder a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same

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coelasquid:
“ skylorde:
“ livinmokotory:
“ adhdalistair:
“ penisennui:
“ (via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like...

coelasquid:

skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

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totallynormalmaggie:
“ jddominick:
“I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing
”
when the catnip hits u
”

totallynormalmaggie:

jddominick:

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

when the catnip hits u

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lovehours:

were you a webkinz, pixie hollow, neopets, club penguin, or a poptropica kid

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flowerbomb-borderline:

do u ever get so jealous of other people who have their lives together and actually do stuff on the weekends and see their friends and have people who love them and talk to them everyday and actually have functioning relationships and u just look at the mess that is ur life and wonder why it’s so fucking hard for u to have all that like its a fantasy for you because it just seems so unattainable

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unscaliness:

Otter doing her first painting

(Gulfarium Marine Adventure Park)

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gucci-flipflops:

madamgyoza:

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

I walk in the room

She mad

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